Tuesday, February 23, 2010

A New Verse for "In Heaven There Is No Beer"

You may be familiar with the song, "In Heaven There Is No Beer," which also includes verses about wine, fear, drugs, and sex.

In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

My friend Daniel and I just came up with a new verse, for single malt Scotch. Credit goes to Daniel for thinking of the word "fault" and reminding me who the patron saint of St. Andrew is.

In Heaven, there's no single malt
And that's St. Andrew's fault
So when this life does halt
Our friends will drink all the single malt

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